Human/Animal War

It’s Worth Fighting

Berzerking Bambi

Here’s something terrifying — especially for those of you who live in the DC region.  You probably know that the deer population has attempted to gain ground in our more urban areas, and now we know why.  On  Monday, a wild buck repeatedly attacked a Democratic lobbyist who was taking his dog for his morning constitutional, stabbing him seriously in the chest, leg, and groin.  From the article:

“It came right at me, from about 10 feet away. I tried to run at an angle, but it caught me flush in the back right leg, impaled me with its weight, knocked me to the ground. It started to come right at my face with its antlers.”

By the way, this guy didn’t go to a hospital right away after making his heroric escape.  He used cotton, disinfectant and a paper binder clip to seal his leg up so he could attend a meeting with the MD House Speaker.  This level of badass approaches Bruce Campbell.


November 18, 2008 Posted by | Uncategorized | , , , , | Leave a comment