The Author

Jared, or TheDogwalker, as he is known by his followers, is really just an average college grad dedicated to clipping coupons, keeping up on the news, disseminating important information. He works in communications — though not actually for anybody doing communications right now. But really, what will it all matter when the Animals descend? When Z-day comes, we won’t define ourselves by what we do, where we live, what race or religion we are — no, our enemies won’t distinguish between us, and neither must we.

Spay and neuter your pets.